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Crabs Adjust Humidity - Vol. Two
Crabs Adjust Humidity - Vol. Two
Item Id: CAH02
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Volume Two of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity™**.

Stalin is often quoted as saying that "quantity has a quality all its own." We here at Vampire Squid Cards agree with that sentiment--as least as far as it applies to kittens, beer and exposed genitalia. Also, cards.

Prepare to get a nostril full of that intoxicating New Card Smell with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume 2. We've dug deep into our therapist's notes and angsty, forgotten LiveJournal blogs to bring you another 112 inappropriately-worded cards that--were you to play them in public--would probably get you put on a list of some kind.
  • Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards
  • Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
  • 100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity™.
  • Should not be taken internally.
  • Store in a cool, dry place.
* You really need Cards Against Humanity™ to use this. So go buy it.
** Cards Against Humanity™ is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC, and is completely unaffiliated with this site or its contents.
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Rating Shits bananas
Love this card game and can't wait to buy the next one!
Reviewed by:  from BFE, South Carolina . - 12/11/2015
Rating Fun on a bun
Mixed in nicely with the CAHumanity. Funny sh*t, we had a blast. In our pants. From laughing so hard. When you get crabs, you will sh*t your pants.
Reviewed by:  from Columbus GA. - 6/5/2015
Rating Wonderfully offensive
Got this as a gift to a friend, and she was so thrilled. Played a round with the pack added and it was hilarious. So many golden cards, absolutely loved this
Reviewed by:  from USA. - 3/10/2015
Rating Love it!
I got the first box for Christmas and immediately ordered the rest.
Reviewed by:  from Texas. - 3/1/2015
Rating Good crabs
These make an awesome addition to the already disturbing group of twisted individuals we call friends!
Reviewed by:  from Ontario, Canada . - 2/3/2015
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