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Crabs Adjust Humidity - Vol. Three
Crabs Adjust Humidity - Vol. Three
Item Id: CAH03
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Volume Three of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity™**.

History doesn't have a great record when it comes to third editions. Notable examples of how things go wrong include The Hangover Part III, the Third Reich and my mother's third child, Stephen.

Despite all that, with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Three we're yet again casting aside our filthy metaphorical undergarments in order to expose the twisted, glistening undersides of our damaged psyches. That's right, we've brought you another 112 cards so ill-advised, acting them out could get you thrown in federal prison. Just like Stephen.
  • Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards
  • Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
  • 100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity™.
  • Now legal in all fifty states and the District of Columbia.
  • Use only as directed.
* Don't try to play this without Cards Against Humanity™. It won't work.
** Cards Against Humanity™ is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC, and is completely unaffiliated with this site or its contents.

UPC: 748252104632
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Rating Totally Worth It
After we burned through the entire CAH box in one party I bought these to freshen up the game. People were howling. These are fantastic(ly offensive and hilarious) Also they ship it to you in a fun package with a little surprise. I love that.
Reviewed by:  from Pittsburgh. - 8/10/2015
Rating So Fun!
a hysterically fun addition to your CAH set
Reviewed by:  from Texas. - 3/1/2015
Rating Another fantastic expansion to CaH!
So good. Sooooo good. So sexy. So crabs.
Reviewed by:  from Canada. - 2/2/2015
Rating Good smut, to add to good smut, GAWD I LOVE THE SMUTTY GOODNESS!
We made a game out of Crabs against Cards; the person who was reading the black card would announce what deck it came from, then (obviously) pick the best and we'd keep score. All decks are fantastic and I plan to post this review on every deck. Plus the extra gifts that came with it where hilarious! Thank you, you Crabby Bitches!!
Reviewed by:  from Frozen, Snowy Hell! MN. - 11/10/2014
Rating Her Majesty
These cards are fantastic. Great quality, and funny. I have a couple friends who dig through the piles because they want to find these cards. They are very hard to tell apart. The company is also fantastic. I highly recommend ordering these directly from the company.
Reviewed by:  from Ohio. - 10/17/2014
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