Vampire Squid Cards
My Account
Home > Cards
Crabs Adjust Humidity - Vol. One
Crabs Adjust Humidity - Vol. One
Item Id: CAH01
review 178 Review(s)
Write a Review Write a Review
Your Price:
$14.00
Availability:
In Stock -- Ships Immediately
Quantity
Email a friend Email a friend



Description
An unofficial, unauthorized expansion* to Cards Against Humanity™**.

Love Cards Against Humanity, but even with the official expansions find yourself playing the same cards over and over again? Enter Crabs Adjust Humidity, a crappy little third-party, unofficial, unauthorized expansion card set that blends seamlessly with the original game and adds 112 morally-questionable new cards to play.
  • Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards
  • Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
  • 100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity™.
  • Contains no shellfish.
* Don't buy this if you don't have the original game: it's useless without it.
** Cards Against Humanity™ is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC, and is completely unaffiliated with this site or its contents.
Customer Reviews View All Reviews
5/5
Rating Such a turd of a game
 
My friends and I had nothing to do on a Friday night so we decided to turn up the humidity. This game is full of foul language and every part of it is AMAZING!
 
Reviewed by:  from Turd city USA. - 1/22/2015
5/5
Rating crabs adjust humidity
 
My friends and I played this game and we got plenty of laughs out of it. I'm thinking of purchasing the other volumes as well. Its really fun to play with a group of friends at a party! Definitely recommend this item if you want to have some fun time and laughs!
 
Reviewed by:  from Rhode island . - 1/22/2015
5/5
Rating I was appalled
 
That a company could be more depraved then the original, and more nonsensical. I just played this with a group of friends while sampling 22 beers, and it was so wrong... and yet so right.
 
Reviewed by:  from Milwaukee. - 1/20/2015
5/5
Rating Fantastic Addition to Exisiting Set
 
This was a gift for by brother-in-law and it was even more amazing than I thought it would be. It seamlessly fit into his existing horrible card game set and resulted in an amazing evening of laughter and fun! I'm definitely getting the other sets!
 
Reviewed by:  from Chicago-IL. - 1/20/2015
5/5
Rating Amazeballs.
 
I particularly liked the "festive touch": one lone, short strand of red tinsel. Four and a half inches of pure holiday merriment. That one solitary tinselette told me so much about Crabs Adjust Humidity: namely, that they would not bow to the pressures of the holiday season that would call for a nest--nay, a creche--of tinsel, but rather they stand proud in quiet celebratory simplicity. We also received a sour airhead and a purple jumping plastic tick. At first I thought it was a spider, but no. Definitely a tick. Kudos to the purchaser's ability to find purple jumping plastic ticks (or, more likely, misshapen purple jumping plastic spiders that eerily resemble ticks). Oh, and the cards were pretty groovy, too. Highly recommend! One giant mutant lizard tail up!
 
Reviewed by:  from Pittsburgh, PA. - 1/20/2015
Related Items
Crabs Adjust Humidity - Vol. Two
Crabs Adjust Humidity - Vol. Two
Average Rating 76 Review(s)
Your Price: $14.00
Crabs Adjust Humidity - Vol. Three
Crabs Adjust Humidity - Vol. Three
Average Rating 64 Review(s)
Your Price: $14.00
Crabs Adjust Humidity - Vol. Four
Crabs Adjust Humidity - Vol. Four
Average Rating 25 Review(s)
Your Price: $14.00
Crabs Adjust Humidity - 4-Pack (Vol. 1-2-3-4)
Crabs Adjust Humidity - 4-Pack (Vol. 1-2-3-4)
Average Rating 29 Review(s)
Your Price: $56.00
Crabs Adjust Humidity - Blank Deck
Crabs Adjust Humidity - Blank Deck
Average Rating 17 Review(s)
Your Price: $7.00