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Crabs Adjust Humidity - Vol. Five
Crabs Adjust Humidity - Vol. Five
Item Id: CAH05
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Volume Five of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity™**.

When we first created Crabs Adjust Humidity, they said we were crazy. "Doomed."***

I like to think we weren't, at first. But it's too late now, for us. Far too late. All we can do now is complete the ritual, and hope that when the Old Ones come, they pass up our shrunken, withered husks in favor of more... succulent meat.

To that end****, we bring you Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Five. Here's another 112 cards, stuffed to the gills full of blasphemy, vitriol and the foul gibbering of the irredeemably insane.
  • Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards
  • Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
  • 100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity™.
  • Custom serialized hologram on every box, so you know you're not getting a counterfeit.
  • Loves you just the way you are.
  • Best if used by 07-23-3015.
* You're supposed to play this with Cards Against Humanity™. We mean it.
** Cards Against Humanity™ is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC, and is completely unaffiliated with this site or its contents.

*** Looking back a few years later... Maybe they were right. More right than they could have ever known. If only we had listened, maybe none of the rest of it would have happened. Maybe Little Joey would still be alive, and the rest of us might be able to look ourselves in the mirror without the irresistible urge to simultaneously vomit and masturbate.
**** Really, it's everybody's end: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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Rating Awesome Product
The Crabs Adjust Humidity people have done it again! Yet another awesome product!
Reviewed by:  from Arizona. - 2/8/2016
Rating Awesome and better than expected
Without fail these cards arrived on time and with another fantastic box art. Only only issue was the Dickbutt, I had drawn my own on a blank one a while back, but that's not really an issue I guess. Lol. Love it.
Reviewed by:  from North Dakota. - 2/2/2016
Rating Sweetness
It is a great addition to the giant deck I have been making for the last year or so. Keep up the good work... I'll keep buying them.
Reviewed by:  from Mishawaka. - 12/13/2015
Rating Exceptional
I stumbled across Crabs Adjust Humidity on Amazon a while ago and immediately purchased the first 4 expansions. My friends and I are on a level of depravity above the usual Cards Against Humanity level and these expansions (while not having many surprises(for me at least)) were great. I purchased the 5th expansion as soon as I heard it was available and it exceeds all expectations, with cards in there I had to search the meaning of and am very glad I did. These cards feel as though they are written by my friends and I with hilarious,and horrible, inside jokes we all love.
Reviewed by:  from Australia. - 11/6/2015
Rating CAH vol. V
Totally agree with previous review! New levels of depravity achieved in our home with this update...eagerly await the next sick & twisted endeavour
Reviewed by:  from Hilo, hawaii. - 10/25/2015
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