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Crabs Adjust Humidity - Blank Deck
Crabs Adjust Humidity - Blank Deck
Item Id: CAHBL
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Because you think you're so funny. 56 blank cards with the Crabs Adjust Humidity logo.
  • Includes: 38 blank white cards, 18 blank black cards
  • Like the regular volumes of Crabs Adjust Humidity™, these are professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
  • No actual humor is supplied with these cards, they are blank cards only.
  • Because you'll be adding these to an existing deck, no box is included: the deck of cards is individually wrapped in cellophane.
  • The cellophane is NOT edible. Discard it after you remove your cards. Or, just throw it on the floor like an animal. See if we care, we're not your mother.
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Rating Title can not be blank..., But I bought blank cards...
Blank cards are blank. Ingredients 1 package Oreo Cookies, regular size 1 package Mini Oreo Cookies, for decoration (optional) 1 package chocolate cake mix (mix according to directions on box) 8 ounces cream cheese, room temperature 1/2 cup butter (1 stick), room temperature 3 3/4 cups powdered sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract cupcake liners Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix packaged cake mix according to directions (do not bake). Line cupcake tins with liner, place a regular size Oreo cookie in the bottom of each liner. Take 1/2 of remaining cookies and chop coarsely and add to cake mix. Fill the cupcake tins. Bake for 15 minutes (or according to box directions). While cupcakes are baking make the frosting. Cream together butter and cream cheese. Add vanilla, then add powdered sugar slowly until blended well. Chop remaining regular-sized Oreos very fine (I put the cookies in the food processor instead of trying to chop them up super fine and it worked out really well). Add to frosting. After cupcakes have cooled frost and decorate with Mini Oreos.
Reviewed by:  from Greenwood, Indiana. - 8/30/2016
Rating Very useful
These blank cards are great. The quality was perfect. Plus the box came with some surprises. The blanks allow me to customize the deck so that I can have the best games with me and my friends. Blank cards are the best because they allow me to create cards that reference what is current such as the Presidential elections. Examples: Ben Carson falling asleep while performing surgery and Ted Cruz's Punchable face. I am going to buy more of these in the future.
Reviewed by:  from Northeast USA. - 5/26/2016
Rating I HATE these cards . . .
. . . they are TOO MUCH FUN!!! This company is one of THE best companies I have ever dealt with. Not only are the cards of great quality (not thin -- they will last a long time!), but the people who are behind the product are amazing!! We have had more fun with the printed cards and have already laughed ourselves to death making up our own cards!! What a GREAT idea to personalize the game. Couldn't come from a nicer company
Reviewed by:  from Beautiful Pacific Northwest. - 12/4/2015
Rating perfect for a roast
Blank cards are perfect for filling in with personal info and roasting your friends. Great being able to pose my own question/fill in blank cards as well.
Reviewed by:  from Kankakee, IL. - 10/11/2015
Rating They're blank. Soooo, yeahhhh...not much else to say.
Um, they are the exact same size and quality as all the other cards? That's not a question, really. It's more like, "What the heck else can I say about blank cards?". There! There's your review! Are you happy Vampire Squid people?! Now GET OFF MY F*%#ING BACK!!
Reviewed by:  from Still my couch. - 10/3/2015
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